May 2025 Newsletter
The game’s release is coming up! There’s so much new content! So much to cover!
Spankin’ some nice, BIG… Milestones!
We’re humbled to announce that we made it into the Six One Indie Showcase! Someone actually saw and played GlitchSPANKR and said:
“Oh yeah, now THAT’S a game”.
Maybe not a normal one, but it IS a game. Thanks to them for showcasing our weirdness to the world! It was amazing to get so much visibility and to show off our brand new trailer.
It was also funny to see so many people’s confused reactions to being hit in the face with GlitchSPANKR after a bunch of serious games. By the end of the trailer most of them even seemed sold and interested!
7000 Steam Wish-lists!!!
Wow! 7000 different people CRAVE some spankin’!
7000 people are going to be disappointed once they realize Big Booty Slapper 6 is almost entirely eaten. Will they get to save their game? No idea, they might have to save the world first.
Here’s a little sneak peek, without spoilers. We’ve been hard at work making a bajillion new levels, mechanics, jokes, and the usual. But we’ve ALSO been planting the seeds for a bunch of secret levels, hidden away.
They tell a darker story, a story of loss and retribution. Where did Spunk come from? What’s with that scary door? How did this all come to be? This is the REAL story of GlitchSPANKR, and we hope it hits you in the feels.
It all culminates in one final climactic ending we want people to remember. We’re hoping the deep narrative comes as a surprise, especially considering it’s a game about spankin’.
Steam NextFest
We're just two weeks out, and Steam NextFest is right around the corner! It's a huge milestone for us, and we'd love for you to be part of it. If you're enjoying the game so far, please help us spread the word! Tell your favorite content creators, share clips, or just shout about it from the rooftops (safely, of course).
The more eyes on the game, the more Steam boosts it, and that means more chaos, more laughs, and more spankin’ for everyone. If you had fun with the demo, just wait 'til you see what’s coming in the full release. It's gonna be wild.
When do we launch, anyways?
We have some unfortunate news. Launch is getting a short push back. Originally set for late Q2 (thanks to Spunk for pulling that date out of his…), we're now aiming for mid-August 2025.
Why the shift? We just keep adding cool stuff! The game’s grown way deeper than we first imagined, and we want the first-time experience to hit just right. To sweeten the wait, we’ll be launching with a discount. Thanks for your patience, it’s gonna be worth it.
Gimme fun stuff!
Now that the serious stuff’s outta the way, let’s talk fun! The devs have been cooking up a ton of fun new levels and mechanics that'll keep you slappin’ for days.
Adopt a weird lil’ pet for your home base, chill with a round of Spunk Ball, hit the carnival, win some prizes, maybe learn French, definitely dodge some swinging death blades.
And that’s just a peak at the weirdness to come.
And finally, apologies. No special code THIS TIME.
We want to keep updating the demo, we really do, but we’re dedicating all our time to the full game. We’re building up our secrets and loot for launch so you have even more to discover! Once we get the game completed and ready, we’re going to make LOADS of gifts for our beloved Newsletter Subscribers! We love you, we really do!
