GlitchSPANKR in NextFest!

Big news! Bigger than Big Booty Slapper 6??

It’s Steam NextFest, and we’re in it!

Hey Spankr!

This might be the most important moment for GlitchSPANKR before launch.

We don’t usually beg (unless it's Spunk doing the begging), but this week is different.

Steam Next Fest just went live, and how well GlitchSPANKR does here could decide our entire future. Whether we get noticed, funded, and supported… or buried in the algorithm with our one chance squandered.

A Peek Behind the Scenes

Steam NextFest’s algorithm determines all. Games with more traffic, wishlists, reviews, and downloads get pushed up and shown more, resulting in a snowball of more wishlists and players. The rest get buried.

We’re just a small team, no publisher, no ad budget, just a strange and fun wee game we’re putting our hearts and life savings into.

So if you’ve enjoyed what we’re building, we’d love your help:

📣 - Share it with friends, streamers, or your weird cousin who loves cursed games
📝 - Leave a quick Steam review

🎮 - Play the demo (we’ve constantly updated the demo, it may be different!)

Every click, every wishlist, every review, it all helps. And if this week goes well, we can keep going! More endings, more secrets, maybe even VR, maybe consoles. Definitely more Spunk. We have so many plans and adventures, if the game does well.

Thanks for sticking with us.

-Kyle, and the rest of TheClassifiedX
(and probably Spunk, hacking your inbox right now)