Special Newsletter Poll

We asked. You answered. Now we act!

 

Let’s talk ART!

We’re polishing off some last pieces of the game, including the Fan Art Gallery!

Since we were already sending out the poll results, we figured this was the perfect time to send you a special offer too.

We don’t know how long submissions will stay open after launch, so if you want YOUR ART in the game forever, now’s the time to do it. It doesn’t have to be good. Bad art? Stick figures? Something you made in MS Paint with your foot? Totally fair game.


 

What if you want your own easter egg?

We’re not trying to sell you on anything, but it’s worth mentioning that our Patreon is re-opened!

There’s a shiny new tier where you can submit your own silly object, gag, or inside joke, and we’ll turn it into a 3D easter egg hidden in-game.

Have a weird idea you want immortalized? Want revenge on your ex-brother? Want to help shape something before launch? Or just want to support us while making something really dumb?

No matter your reason, here’s a link if you’re curious. No pressure though.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/theclassifiedx



 

What did you vote for?

This was the real reason for the email.

We asked what bonus you wanted as a special gift for being a Newsletter Subscriber, and the winner was clear:

A special Newsletter-only level!

So it shall be done.

We’ve already got a weird idea cooking. Before launch, we’ll send out a special code that unlocks it. We’ll share more soon, including how to redeem it and where to find it in-game.

Thanks to everyone who voted, you’re the best kind of weird.

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